Cebu Girls

Going on a vacation to the Philippines?

Forget about the overpriced Boracay tourist trap, forget about the Boracay’s poor cousin “Bohol” and don’t go to Manila to get robbed by street kids!

Go to the “Queen City of the South” Cebu! There is LOTS to do in the beautiful city of Cebu. You can see the rich culture and strength of a proud Catholic people that has over come hundreds of years of adversity.  But why see any of that when you can go straight to Cebu’s best ASSET, Cebu girls!!
If you are looking for girls in Cebu there are four places that have the best crop of fresh (and not so fresh) Cebuana flowers:

  • Mango Street
  • SM/Ayala Mall
  • IT Park
  • The Internet

Mango Street

I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things money can buy. That is why Mango street is like heaven and the Cebu angels are there.. selling their bodies for about 500-1000 pesos.

Cebuana Expert:
“prices may vary: for more mature average looking they may charge more. Also depends on what they think they can get out of you.”

Just ignore the half naked, begging children and step over the homeless mother holding her baby sleeping on the streets, and you will be swimming in a sea of prostitution.

Cebuana Expert:
“Prostitution in the Philippines is illegal unless the translation is done in a bar. In the bar you get a “bar girl” you will need to pay the bar. The bar fine is about 2500-5000 pesos.”

J Ave is a great club with many Cebuanas starving for tall, white meat. If you have the average white guy look that is worshiped all over the Philippines, they will swarm you and tear you apart like a pack of tiger sharks. If you are trying to get a quick one-night stand, most of your time will be spent dancing them into bed. These girls might expect a little money after a quick one night stand.
A white guy is a status symbol in the Philippines. They like Koreans and Japanese because its easier to get their money. Black men are favored for their big, long black wallets. In the Philippines all foreigners (and their money) are welcome. If you are concerned about racism don’t worry, because there are no black, yellow, brown or white people.. only green.. you are a walking dollar $ in Mango.  If you have money and show a little bit of respect, you will be treated very well.

If you want to just pay and get down to business, just step right outside and you will be asked right away especially if its a weekend and you happen to be a foreign looking guy. The street of Mango is littered with all kinds of hookers. You will find Cebu girls in different sizes and shapes: Fat ones, thin ones. Yes, you can get ALL types of working girls from the ugliest to the prettiest. Use protection because many of them go through 100’s of guys with no protection. Its a recipe for the finest STDs; its like a STD Adobo. Mango is a street ripe with sexually transmitted diseases.

Hookers in the MALL?  no way?! In CEBU , YES Way!  SM Mall go the French Baker to get a french kiss.  Bos coffee in Ayala.. get coffee AND cream… because there are hookers there too.  Also, in the Ayala Mall you may see a 60+ Western man with a cane holding the hand of a girl wearing a “Dora the explorer” shirt.NO, ITS NOT HIS DAUGHTER.YES, that grandfather is F#$%ing that high school student.Now, I must admit.. the first time I saw it.. I wanted to beat up the old pervert and take the little girl back to the school playground so she could continue to enjoy her childhood. But then I realized, that the girl is 18 (I hope) and she definitely has a filipino boyfriend and that old foreign guy is paying her whole family so that he can have the time of his life.Is it right? Who am I to judge? She is an adult (I hope), so she can sleep with that guy for money if she wants. Things are different in the fils.

WHO CARES about the older gentleman and his high school sweet heart?! How do you get a piece of that MALL action? The first step is to have money. Second step is that it helps to be white… I am not saying you MUST be white. I am saying it REALLY helps. Since 99% of Filipinos worship white skin.  Ultimately, in Ayala and SM all you have to do is look cool and look foreign. Last step, approach girls that look interested in you. Its sooo easy right?

WRONG!!

There are three very very bad things about the mall:

  1. Many girls in the Mall are NOT LEGAL. They may even lie about their age. JAIL IN THE PHILIPPINES– do not risk international shame and being raped in jail by taking the Jail Bait.  Due to rampant poverty there are many underage girls in soliciting sex.  THERE IS SO MUCH JAIL BAIT.  YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL.. not for long as Investigators are beginning to crack down.  If you think so, then you deserve international shame and ass rape in a Philippine prison… ok.. i am off my soap box..
  2. If you already have a girl and are STUPID enough to take another girl there then you deserve to get caught.
  3. There are not many prostitutes there.

Cebuana Expert:
“One more pick up place is infront of Robinson’s Mall where girls stand and wait to get picked up by customers.. sometimes they are there at daytime approaching white guys to pay them for sex. They look fine. theres one Bo’s coffee shop in robinsons too. That is mostly where white guys that live around fuente hang out and look around for meats.  Mostly those girls are out there waiting at night time when Robinson’s mall closes.. prices would be P500-1500.. it really depends on negotiation but it cannot be higher than that.  in ayala that  on the second floor has a bos coffee. that is where they passes by and hunt a customer by that coffee shop there’s a terrace on the side. so they stand their first. smoke then go start checking for guys that they can approach “

IT Park

If you really want a classy woman go to IT Park and flirt with a Cebuana that is working. You have nothing to lose. The worst thing that can happen is she humiliates you in front of your friends and you kill yourself in shame.

But a Cebuana with a regular (non sex job) realizes the value of money so she won’t try to spend all YOURs. She will even buy YOU things. IT Park also has some smart filipino women that have not had sex in a long time because all they have done is study and work. If you treat them, you will win not only her P#%y but also her heart. A classy woman will expect more, so you should probably learn a little about Filipino culture, maybe some tagalog or Cebuano language and show a LOT of respect. If you are just a broke loser that lives with your parents, don’t even waste your time with an IT Park woman, go to Mango Street and get a two for one discount with a hooker.

The Internet

SCAM SCAM SCAM! The first thing you need to know about getting a girl on an Internet Dating site is that many Filipinos (straight/gay/lesbian) make a living off dating/romance scams on dumb foreign men.. including ME 🙁

Don’t believe their sob stories.. save your pity and money for prostitutes and sluts that deserve it because at least they work for it. Scammers will cry about sick family members or getting milk for their baby but think about this.. How the hell can they have enough pesos for electric and Internet but not enough to get milk?

If you can get past the army of scammers, then THE BEST way to meet a Cebuana is online. Some really do want to meet for a relationship, or just for fun. The only way to know if they are real is to actually meet them. If they are asking money.. just move on.

DO NOT GIVE MONEY ONLINE! No normal person is going to ask you for money within a month of meeting you if they are serious about keeping you around. The situation in the Philippines is desperate especially for single mothers, but the best thing you can do is fly there and invest in the Philippine travel & tourism industry. Remember its more fun in the Philippines!!

Cebu Call Girls

Cebu call girls are rare and limited in Cebu City.  When checking out Cebu Call Girls, Cebu Escort services, Cebu erotic massage, Cebu sensual massage you will see that the services and meaning blurs.  If you have an escort she can give sensual massage and if you have a woman giving a sensual massage, she might be willing to be an escort.  What all of these have in common is that its a pretty girl you can call for sensual service or companionship and it can be discrete or it can be out in the open (depending on the arrangement and the service itself).  There are differences in quality of service and how much is spent.

Model Cebu Escort Service

High class people are the ones who usually request their services as an escort while playing golf, a companion, a date in the day, a night out or more.  A high quality call girl will look like a model (and she may even be a model).  Filipino standards of beauty is tall, thin girls that look Caucasian.

 

Some Cebu call girls (Cebu escorts) are expensive since they are like a status symbol or a “trophy wife”.  You can expect a high maintenance, diva, with expensive tastes.  Sex may not be apart of the deal.  Its mostly for show.  You need to know someone to get this and its p5000 – p10,000+

 

Cebu Call Girl Sensual Massage

Some Cebu call girls are linked to Cebu massage.  Please don’t get confused and think that ALL massage places in Cebu have “happy endings”.  If they say “sensual massage” that is where you will pay more and get your happy ending and maybe more.  Price must be negotiated with the Cebu call girl.

 

sensual massage

CEBU Escort service agency is the finest place where you will find the most elegant CEBUANAS massage girls available. We continuously look for fresh faces that can possibly be part of us and become a escort in CEBU.

More about Cebuanas

 

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BOLJOON CEBU

Not far from the beautiful white beaches of Alcoy in Southern Cebu is Boljoon.
Boljoon is a historical town located at the Southwest of Cebu Province. Hundreds of years ago, Spaniards came to introduce their religion and built one of their churches in this town. The Patrocinio de Maria Church was built in 1783 and underwent expansion in 1808. The church is made of coral stones and hard wood. It has been solidly built and has not been distracted until now. Its ceiling has a beautiful captivating design. When you enter the main entrance, on the left side is a huge old door of the Boljoon Parish Museum. It has been preserved and guarded by the locals. There are tourist guides who will assist and lead you the way to explain each thing inside. The museum has a lot of stuff kept from the people who use to live there such as antique decors made from shells and the big metal bell. Spaniard friars clothing that they used in conducting masses for Roman Catholic religion are displayed in wooden stand inside the glass frame. Archaeologists have dig in some part of the church and found bones along with gold jewelries.

Across the church is a park beside the shore. It is small and ordinary although their wash area looks unique and interesting. Their faucets are placed inside the earthenware jar.

For some reason the beach doesn’t have much sand in it. It only has different forms and sizes of all white rocks. The sea is very clean with crystal clear water.  For people who wants to go whale shark watching, this is the spot.  Its nearby town Oslob.

There are few places to stay by the beach. There is one wooden white house for rent that can occupy up to 10 persons in a very cheap price. It cost P 700.00 pesos daily.

Another place to visit in Boljoon Cebu is the watchtower.

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Coolm36

Kuwait guest

MahaboulaKuwait guest

If you are from a GCC country, America, Africa or anywhere in Europe you can have an ok time in Kuwait.  If you are from Philippines, Sri Lanka, India, Pakistan, Nepal then you will have a hard time getting here and living here.

I am an American and I have been here in Kuwait one year. I want to give my honest opinion of this country.  First of all, I feel safe in Kuwait. I am a black man and have never had a problem.. I experience more racism in my own country than here.  It seems to be a bonus to be black here.. which is a big surprise because most places I have been in the world are not that way. My filipino, Indian and Bangladesh friends seem to have the opposite feeling about Kuwait.  They don’t have anything good to say about it except that the money is good.. and most times not even that. Its because they are treated bad by locals. I have seen it and its really a shame, because there are some very good moderate Muslims here and I am sure many Kuwaitis are very good people.

With all the positive talk out of the way.. I will be completely frank. There are MANY rude and impatient people here.

Kuwait is a place that I don’t think I would ever visit without having a high paying job here. That being said, its better than some other middle east countries that I have been to. I have enjoyed it more than Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, but I liked Bahrain and Qatar better. It is really not inviting to tourists.

If you are reading this and you are thinking, “then go home to your own country..” don’t worry I will. I am just being completely honest of what I have seen.

But I want to be fair. I think if you are Kuwaiti or know someone with “Wasta” (power) then you could have a pretty good time in Kuwait. I know some that said that they got in good with the locals and had a great time.

The laws make it hard to feel comfortable. Kuwait has a sponsorship system. That means that foreigners must be sponsored by Kuwaiti person to live here. The Kuwaiti citizen takes responsibility for the foreigner.. the kuwaiti then has some control over their passport and whether that person will stay in the country and how long. So this system is abused by many companies and citizens. Domestic Helpers have it very bad because the person that they do house work for is usually a citizen. They are not professionals and have very little accountability. This leaves room for all kinds of physical, sexual, psychological abuse that is common among Domestic Helpers.

It is against the law to distribute alcohol. It is still done and people do drink but very discretely. If you know someone you can get into private parties. There are no clubs in Kuwait but there are private invite only discrete parties. If you know someone that can get you in on that scene.

Its not a tourist type place but if you really want you can have fun here and really experience a unique culture. If you are Filipino, Indian, Bangladesh I would never come here without a good job or someone you know and trust that can care for you. If you are American or from the west, you can come but there is really not much to do here for fun that is not illegal.

What people do here mostly is go to coffee shops, and hang out at the mall. But You could site see at places like Kuwait Towers, you could go golfing on a green in the middle of the desert, you could find private parties on Yachts, you could go camel riding, go to the Aqua Park and some other things.

The last think I will say is that the roads here are deadly. I have seen two people die on the road right before my eyes. I have seen cars on fire and buses flipped. There does not seem to be much of a drivers test and not much regulation of the roads and infrastructure. Also, there are many from third world countries that probably never drove before the came to Kuwait.

Be prepared to be cut when in line.. don’t take it personal.. its their country so they have the right of way.. right?
For some reason a lot of filipinas get raped here.. I really don’t understand that but if you do a quick google search its pretty bad.

So what is good about kuwait? There are great muslims here.. some of the best people I have met have been muslims of every race and every shade. It is really an honor to have met such great people of faith. Also, there is opportunity for progression in careers and/or work.

photo by:


xiquinhosilva

Party Cebu: Top 8 Cebu Clubs

Cebu Party

its better in the phils!!

One of the more popular places in Cebu is Mango Square.  It is a place where the locals and foreigners go to party and drink. In this area, you can find different kinds of entertainment such as comedy bars, karaoke bars, disco bars and strip clubs when you walk straight to Mango Avenue.

There are also plenty of places to eat and drink across Mango square.  You will find restaurants like Mang Inasal, Xiamen, Sunburst, Chowking and Jollibee are available.

Top 8 Clubs in Cebu

j AVE (SUPER CLUB)

Cebu Club

 

 宿霧 J.Ave.  is a great place to go clubbing, drinking and partying as well as hooking up with the girls  (for free). J Ave is located at Mango Square.  Though there are many prostitutes in that club that will approach you.. sometimes if they like you they won’t charge you for the sex.  This disco club is one of the top spots of locals.  Foreigners are very welcome there. They serve different kinds of beverages and alcoholic drinks. The club serves food and appetizers. They have VIP seating  on the corners and upstairs that cost P2,500 can accommodate 6-10 persons. If you are on a budget, the club has provided seats for free or you can stand on the bar side to look around. If you are new in town and looking for company (for free). This is the right place for you. There are plenty of Cebuanas that will fit even the most finicky appetite.  You can approach them, buy them some drinks, dance and talk then.. move to a more private party lol.

Entrance fee: P 100.00

Club P.U.M.P

Club P.U.M.P

‘ Club Pump is the second in line for top “hook up” spots. The club is located at the back of Cebu Grand Convention Center near Ayala mall. They serve alcoholic drinks, beers and food for cheap. This is a “Korean Territory” which means that most of the people you see here are Koreans and mostly play Korean music.  You will hear “Gangnam Style” all night until your ears bleed. If you’re a foreigner and looking for girls,  you can try this club too since there are many girls that come to hunt.

 

Entrance fee: P 100.00

 Weekdays are ladies night

 

 

 

 

 

loft cebu club

Loft

 

Loft is a class A club in Cebu City.  This is located at IT park across the 3 star Waterfront Hotel where the call center businesses are. There are many restaurants near the club. The kind of music they play are techno, Dub step and instrumental. The security is strict to ensure the safety of the guests.

 

Entrance Fee: P 300.00

Weekdays are ladies night

 

 

 

 

cebu vudu

 

Vudu is a high class drinking place in Crossroads Banilad Cebu City with a peaceful ambience.

The bar has an elegant design surrounded with blue colored lights. The club plays jazz and slow types of music. There’s no entrance fee in this pub though the prices of drinks are more expensive compared to the other clubs.  Dress decently so you won’t look trashy when you get there.

 

 

 

 

courtesy of City Girl Diaries
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Pipeline is a place to drink chill and to play pool. If you are a big sports fan this is the place for you! There’s no entrance fee and free charge for playing. They serve local brands of beers and few alcoholic drinks. In front of Pipeline is the Rainbow Karaoke bar. The place is a walking distance from Club Pump.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[caption id="attachment_23" align="alignleft" width="150"]mo2 resto bar MO2 Restobar

 

 

MO2 DiscoBar is another place to party.It is divided with a restaurant,an outdoor restobar with a band playing music and a discobar. They also have pool tables, and a ktv bar . MO2 is located at North Reclamation Area.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rainbow KTV is for entertainment for singing with group of friends and family. This is a 24 hour bar with wide flat screen televisions and a good quality of sound system.

 

 

Red Hot Chili Bar is a bar to watch women dancing on the stage (they look bored though and not really entertaining  but you can play pool at the corner of the bar for free. You just need to purchase some drinks. Prices are not high.

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markcausin.com

Travel tips

How does someone accidentally go to the wrong city?  It is a miraculous feat of neglect and stupidity but I managed to do it.  I didn’t notice until I was in line with the tickets in my hand.

Not being early enough to the airport was my gf’s first of many irritation tantrums on a tirade of horrible mood swings.  The second tantrum came when she noticed we were standing in the wrong line then realizing we are on our way to Bangkok and not Pattaya, Thailand.  Then she started to freak out about not having the migration form filled out.

“Give me money.”  She was standing there impatient with her hand out.  She was not in a good mood so to the old English guy in front of us it looked like was the servant of Super Queen.

She needed 1200 pesos to pay Philippine’s exit fee and I didn’t have enough.  I went to the ATM and that is when I discovered that my vacation money was short.  The money was suddenly 60% less and I didn’t know why.  I started to wonder if I had enough to make it four days in Thailand.  We didn’t start to argue until she started to panic.

Money was going to be a problem.  I had booked us to the wrong city and my gf was having very bad mood swings.

Lessons Learned:

1> Never be too busy to double check.  And if you are traveling with a partner have her TRIPLE check everything (tickets, itinerary, luggage, passports, etc)

2> Emergency back ups.  Have multiple accounts accessible just in case of a financial emergency.  Have contact information to the the local embassy of your country.  Have a cell phone with a local SIM.  Have some way of getting on the Internet.  Have one change of clothes in your carry-on.  Carry extra medication.  Carry a pocket translation dictionary.

3> Don’t panic.  It won’t help.  If you are with a partner, be supportive and helpful.  Don’t waste energy panicking, complaining and whining.

4> Ask for help. Guys have a problem asking for help (especially for directions).  If you need help ask, in most cases pride will not help when you are lost.

5> Be patient.  When things go wrong, we have a tendency to place blame because it makes us feel better.  But its more effective to be patient when someone is irritated or has made a mistake.  If they are irritated sometimes they are just expressing frustration.  If they have made a mistake, rubbing their face in the mess is not going to make your situation better.

6> Take responsibility for your mistakes.  If you mess up, man UP!  Its hard to accept a mistake but the first step to recovery is to realize there is a mistake then move on.

7> Explore alternatives.  Even the best laid plans sometimes don’t play out as accepted.  In some cases, it helps to look at other options.  And be ready to accept them.

8> Learn some of the language.  At least know how to say “Please” “excuse me” “Thank you” “hello” “good bye” “yes” “no”.  Any other words you can pull from your mini language dictionary.

photo by:


Adam Tinworth

Cheap Bangkok

cheap bangkok

courtesy of aectravel.info

Cheap Bangkok

We were in Bangkok with only 12,000 Baht (400 USD) for 4 days.  We got off the plane in a panic wondering what we could do and where we could stay for 4 night.  I guess its obvious.. but its best to plan BEFORE you go to a country not in the airport after arrival.

But what if you find yourself in Bangkok with only 400USD and must live there 4 days?

You can totally do it and pretty comfortably.  You can actually do it MUCH cheaper.

In fact, backpackers do it on much less that 100USD/day all the time.  They live in a cheap Hostel or rent a cheap room from an inviting thai citizen, they catch the train or walk to get around and eat very cheap.  So yes, in Thailand travel from all over the world with limited resources are there in Bangkok “living the dream”.

We lived comfortable in Bangkok you can do a lot with 12,000 Baht in a four days.  Hotels, travel & food are all cheap.  If you want extras (sex, clubs, massage, luxury Airconditioned travel) it might break your 12,000 Baht budget.

where to stay
The best way to find places to stay is the Internet.  I recommend www.agoda.com and tripadvisor.  But some of the very small places we found actually were very difficult to find the Internet because they won’t be listed the first few pages of large search engines, they will not have they’re own webpage and sometimes not even have any reviews.

What we noticed is that in certain parts of the city it’s cheaper.  Silom & Patpong, Sathon and other places away from more popular tourist areas, for example,
have places at “thai prices” as low as 700 baht per night (with no breakfast little or NO Internet.. but that is with most places).

Soi Cowboy                                                 coutesy of stickmanbangkok.com

“Soi Cowboy” in the Sukhumvit road seemed to have many of the High Classes places and many, many westerners.

Examples of Cheap Hotels (700-1700 baht/night):
-Niagara Inn (900 Baht)
-Silom Village Inn (1050 Baht w/wifi access)
-Sawasdee Bangkok Inn
-Sathorn INN http://sathorninn.com/

Quick Cheap TiPs!!
– Find hotels near the skytrain (the cheapest way to travel around the Bangkok)
– Look for places that give free breakfast to save on the most important meal of the day
– Look for FREE Internet (just because they mention wifi it does not mean its free)
– Booking online is sometimes cheaper (Agoda.com)

– Have a thai friend that can get the “thai prices” everywhere you go
– You maybe able to find low prices around Chualalongkorn University

*Are you Muslim?
Welcome to Soi Phiphat 2 & Liap Khlong Chong Nonsi Road in Bangkok!  Here you will find Kuwait, Oman, Saudi Arabian Embassy’s Near Residence & Trinity Hotel.
With the wild reputation that Bangkok is sometimes accused of having we were surprised to see such a large variety of Muslim’s.

How to Travel in Bangkok (cheap)?
The best and cheapest way to travel is the train.  The Suvarnabhumi Airport City Line (SARL) will take you to the Skytrain and the Skytrain can take you to MRT.  If you take a taxi from the airport you will end up spending anywhere from 400 baht to 1000+.  This is not what Thai’s are charged.

Watchout for petty cabs (tuktuk) they are pretty cheap within the city, but if you are a westerner they might try to up the cost x4 (which is still not much).  If you are not not going far and they are charging 100 baht or more just lower the price or ask another.  They will negotiate but don’t get too stingy, they are trying to make a living.

Tuktuk fees for a short ride – 10 baht

tuktuk fare for temples around bangkok is 50 baht to 100 baht

REAL Thailand verus $$ Thailand

cheap bangkokAt the temple of the Black Buddha, we met a Thai gentleman.  He told us DO NOT got the Pattaya and DO NOT waste money Bangkok.  He high recommended Ayutthaya to really see the Thai people and Thai culture.  He said Pattaya is dirty and Bangkok is only good for shopping.

Since we were in the temple I didn’t tell him I was looking for filthy and dirty and sex.  Instead I listened to a very enlightening lesson about Buddhism, and Thai culture.  Its was the highlight of my trip.  Many thai people were very helpful with directions, with recommendations on things to do, places to eat and helping to speak the language.  When you hang out in the very touristY spots, you will find a lot of local abusive with the price gouging, exhausted and bored with the constant influx of foreigners and some rude people (service is not that good in thailand).  In Ayutthaya, Thailand its different but you must come to your own conclusions.

 

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